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Name: Gordo Lowery
Age: 22
Occupation: Entrepreneur/Web Developer/Photographer/Crazy Person

About Me

I am Gordo. But what is Gordo? In Spanish it means fat. Though, I'm not fat by any means. You could even say I'm underweight. I eat all the time but I just don't put on weight. I suppose I have a high metabolism. Oh well, I'm healthy and secure in my appearance. Actually, I might jokingly say I'm a sexy beast, and then give you a (for lack of a better phrase) smug, shit-eating grin. But that's just my outward appearance. It still doesn't define me.

Who am I on the inside? Obviously, if you haven't figured it out yet, I am full of myself, but it's all in good fun. I'm a compulsive liar. I lie for no reason. I don't answer honest questions with lies, but I'll just walk up to somebody, and tell them something completely bizarre. I'll have somebody strung out for hours. However, it hurts me to see anyone or anything in pain. I don't get pleasure from screwing with people if it really does hurt them.

I'm not afraid to cry. I love everyone. Some of my friends jokingly call me a free-love hippie fuck, and I gladly accept that title. I'm an insomniac, so I spend most of my sleepless nights curled up in bed with a book, hoping to fall asleep and drift off into lala land. Unfortunately that never happens. I love photography with a passion, so if I'm not curled up in bed with a book at 3AM, I'm probably skirting around the echo-y halls of a decaying abandoned mental institution armed with nothing but a flashlight and camera.

A few of my friends say I'm secretly obsessive compulsive, but one look at my room should anyone to believe otherwise. I'm selectively antisocial, and dislike most people in general. Most people probably think I'm introverted, but I'd say I just dislike immaturity with a fiery passion, avoid drama at all costs, and don't put up with crap from anyone; I tell people like it is.

I'm often scatter-brained and my mind is always wandering. I tend to space out a lot, often at the worst possible times. Because of that, I've earned the nickname of "random guy" since I'll just start talking about something completely off the wall and random. If I had to sum up myself in one sentence, I'd probably be a smart ass and say "Gordo, see also: dork, dreamer, eccentric, explorer, hippie, lover, photographer, smart ass."

About This Site

This is a completely new layout, using a new content management system. I did this layout on Christmas of 2006 at around 3AM. I've used many shades of blue, hence the name of this layout: Winter. I've been tweaking it ever since but not swaying from the original concept.

This design is different than my previous ones in that everything is relative. Every font, div width, etc... is a percentage. If you resize the text, everything in the site resizes... Well... except for images of course, unless you're using Opera.

I'd consider this layout unfinished. It'll never be finished. I'm always tweaking it...